Top 10 awesome perks of being female
1. you get to say super cute whenever you want without sounding ridiculous.
2. Shopping is a lifestyle.
3. SEPHORA! make up is my medicine... this shop makes my heart sing.
4. You can always get out of the hard labor jobs pulling the damsel in distress bit and why not honestly, men have no problem pretending cleaning is a foreign word.
5. spas. massages. all the luxury things as a woman you are expected to do on the regular.
6. the natural ability to multi task.
7. Dresses.
8. Girls nights full of chatter and sillyness. and party planning madness.
9. Free drinks.
10. No one ever expects you to be able to fix things around the house or with the car so you can simply get out of it by saying "i dont know anything about that, can you do it for me?" -- however, if you do know how to do it you just end up looking even more amazing because not only can you do all the super awesome woman things + + +
a few reason i get just a little jealous of males:
1. camping would be SO MUCH EASIER if we could pee standing too! i dont think guys really have any idea how very little aim we have. its such a mess and it makes camping and the like so difficult, its not just about the lack of showering boys.. its the lack of showering with pee stained legs for days on end.. the fear of tipping over into your pee cos you had a few too many beers and its not easy to remain stable while you're trying to wipe.... the shuffling around for tp in the middle of the night...
2. guys get to burp and fart and be disgusting with out looking unattractive and rude.
3. and mostly because they have more control over their emotions... they dont seem to be ruled by feelings all the time and crying doesnt just happen cos a baby bird fell from its nest...
i guess someone's gotta keep puff's in business.
and thats gotta be it cos mostly, women are the superior gender, right?!!
1. you get to say super cute whenever you want without sounding ridiculous.
2. Shopping is a lifestyle.
3. SEPHORA! make up is my medicine... this shop makes my heart sing.
4. You can always get out of the hard labor jobs pulling the damsel in distress bit and why not honestly, men have no problem pretending cleaning is a foreign word.
5. spas. massages. all the luxury things as a woman you are expected to do on the regular.
6. the natural ability to multi task.
7. Dresses.
8. Girls nights full of chatter and sillyness. and party planning madness.
9. Free drinks.
10. No one ever expects you to be able to fix things around the house or with the car so you can simply get out of it by saying "i dont know anything about that, can you do it for me?" -- however, if you do know how to do it you just end up looking even more amazing because not only can you do all the super awesome woman things + + +
a few reason i get just a little jealous of males:
1. camping would be SO MUCH EASIER if we could pee standing too! i dont think guys really have any idea how very little aim we have. its such a mess and it makes camping and the like so difficult, its not just about the lack of showering boys.. its the lack of showering with pee stained legs for days on end.. the fear of tipping over into your pee cos you had a few too many beers and its not easy to remain stable while you're trying to wipe.... the shuffling around for tp in the middle of the night...
2. guys get to burp and fart and be disgusting with out looking unattractive and rude.
3. and mostly because they have more control over their emotions... they dont seem to be ruled by feelings all the time and crying doesnt just happen cos a baby bird fell from its nest...
i guess someone's gotta keep puff's in business.
and thats gotta be it cos mostly, women are the superior gender, right?!!
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